Evilisa (whose delicious nom de comment always makes me think of the Austin Powers' line: I didn't spend six years in evil medical school to be called "mister" thank you very much) shared the following vignette this morning:
"I got a ticket for having sex in the Alamo. 1988 or 89? I can't remember. Cost me $47 and a lot of embarrassment. I've never gone back."
To which I respond:
WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL ME THIS SOONER?!
Then when the cab driver asked me to name the single-most important fact I've learned about the Alamo I could have promptly replied, "The fine if you are caught having sex there was once $47."
[Just imagining the look on my mother's face has me laughing again.]
MWAH!!! Forty-seven kisses to the best people on the internet.