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The "I Never Thought It Would Happen To Me" Post

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So I did, indeed, take a pregnancy test and it is, truly, negative.

Aw rats.

Now I feel foolish for having admitted that I was hopeful in the first place. It is always so much more becoming to just find oneself unexpectedly blessed.

I feel surprisingly vulnerable now that I shared my unfounded suspicions. Why? Dunno.

The good news is that my father-in-law is taking us out to dine at a wicked nice restaurant and he has ex-qui-site taste in wine.

Sigh.

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