Unopposable

After taking January off to spend more time with my football I was ready to return to the internet today refreshed, revitalized, reinvigorated...

when my doctor decided this morning that the best way to treat my swollen-like-a-cocktail-tomato thumb joint is to immobilize it. And no, we have no idea why my thumb ballooned but it's been like this for three weeks and it hurts like a beejeezums when I button or squeeze or do the thing you do with the elastic when you are putting your hair back into a ponytail.

Do you know what I can no longer do with my right hand? Anything.

Do you know what I am able to do with my left hand? Nothing.

I am typing this with my pinkies. But apart from that all is well.

You?

PS Caroline and Crivens