Really. You Must Remember The Alamo
The Boy Who Cried It's Chafing Me

Follow Up

Evilisa (whose delicious nom de comment always makes me think of the Austin Powers' line: I didn't spend six years in evil medical school to be called "mister" thank you very much) shared the following vignette this morning:

"I got a ticket for having sex in the Alamo.  1988 or 89?  I can't remember.  Cost me $47 and a lot of embarrassment.  I've never gone back."

To which I respond:

WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL ME THIS SOONER?!

Then when the cab driver asked me to name the single-most important fact I've learned about the Alamo I could have promptly replied, "The fine if you are caught having sex there was once $47."

[Just imagining the look on my mother's face has me laughing again.]

MWAH!!! Forty-seven kisses to the best people on the internet.

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