1. I did not know today's derby (say it with me: DAHR-bee; love it) was going to be ninety minutes of passing so I got Edward a babysitter in order to go to the Chelsea bar where I had the following conversation:
"Can I get you a drink?"
"It's 9:45 in morning."
"Just a Bloody Mary then?"
2. I have desperately needed a nap since 10:06
2a. only partly because that was a spectacularly uninteresting game.