Fortuna Audaces Luvat

Chelsea v Arsssss.... zzzzzzzzzz

1. I did not know today's derby (say it with me: DAHR-bee; love it) was going to be ninety minutes of passing so I got Edward a babysitter in order to go to the Chelsea bar where I had the following conversation:

"Can I get you a drink?"

"It's 9:45 in morning."

"Just a Bloody Mary then?"


2. I have desperately needed a nap since 10:06

    2a. only partly because that was a spectacularly uninteresting game.