It's Fine, Really

Helicopter Twin

Caroline the non-herbivore took a grudging and exceptionally small bite of salad tonight at dinner.

Edward watched her fondly and then boomed, "That's my girl! Wasn't it delicious? I'm so proud of you!"

Which is to say:

when Caroline starts her first job and then grows petulant when no one praises her for showing up almost on time?

Steve and I cannot be held accountable.