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My mother flew in today bearing frankincense, myrhh and a new book for the twins called Alphabet Adventure.

"Oooh, it has letters! And they are sailing on a ship," observed Caroline as she judged the book by its cover. "Read it! Read it!"

"Sure but what do you say to Nana?" I prompted.

"Shiver my timbers,"  replied Caroline.